Says how much he likes ballet. He wonders why the girls are always running with no one chasing them. And the male dancers are always running to the female dancers. Then he does an amalgam of nursery rhyme lines in a long dissertation.
Lou Holtz
Black Swan
High Strung
Limelight
Dancer
Work It
Saturday Night Fever
Fairy Tales
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Barbie of Swan Lake
Big Fish
I Love You, Beth Cooper
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Footloose
1000 to 1
Of an Age
Hairspray
Shall We Dance?
Thelma the Unicorn
The Red Shoes
Mermaids